The Poop Police

The Poop Police We pick up your pets’ poo so you don’t have to. Perfect for busy owners, elderly pet lovers, disabled customers, or anyone fed up with the mess.

We support customers facing all kinds of challenges — whether it’s illness, pregnancy, feeling overwhelmed, disability, ...
19/05/2026

We support customers facing all kinds of challenges — whether it’s illness, pregnancy, feeling overwhelmed, disability, busy schedules, or simply not wanting to deal with the unpleasant task of picking up dog poo.

Sometimes people just need a helping hand to get their garden clean, clear, and usable again — especially before gardeners visit or family spend time outside.

We charge £20 to fully clear and freshen up your garden, leaving it clean and ready to enjoy again 🐾

We have some space this week if you would like your garden cleared 💩🙌Send us a message to book
17/05/2026

We have some space this week if you would like your garden cleared 💩🙌

Send us a message to book

Big private field complete 🙌Just because you love dogs doesn’t mean you like clearing up after them! If you’d like to ou...
13/05/2026

Big private field complete 🙌

Just because you love dogs doesn’t mean you like clearing up after them! If you’d like to outsource it send us a message! 💩

This one was slightly harder due to the longer grass 👌 Our prices are £20 for a one of clear up, if you’d like it regula...
13/05/2026

This one was slightly harder due to the longer grass 👌

Our prices are £20 for a one of clear up, if you’d like it regularly it’s £15 a job

Get in touch to discuss your needs 💩

We are going to be out p**p scooping this Saturday 9th, message on here or WhatsApp 07508 970780P**p is double bagged & ...
06/05/2026

We are going to be out p**p scooping this Saturday 9th, message on here or WhatsApp 07508 970780

P**p is double bagged & disposed of in your bin
Payment is via BACS or cash

One of our customers cats had taken a liking to their neighbours front garden 🪴💩😂We do cat p**p aswell! 😂Unfortunately t...
05/05/2026

One of our customers cats had taken a liking to their neighbours front garden 🪴💩😂

We do cat p**p aswell! 😂

Unfortunately this is a perfect cat toilet so I’m not surprised!

Love meeting our ‘customers’ 🐶💩Such a cutie!
05/05/2026

Love meeting our ‘customers’ 🐶💩

Such a cutie!

Helping busy dog owners keep their gardens clean without the hassle 🐶If life’s hectic and the garden’s getting left… we’...
19/04/2026

Helping busy dog owners keep their gardens clean without the hassle 🐶

If life’s hectic and the garden’s getting left… we’ve got you covered 💪

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07508 970780
£20 per garden, no need to be home if there’s garden access, payment details sent once complete.

One of my lovely customers brought me out a lovely cold Pepsi! How nice are you guys! ❤️
16/04/2026

One of my lovely customers brought me out a lovely cold Pepsi! How nice are you guys! ❤️

Before and after of one of our jobs 💩✨☺️
10/04/2026

Before and after of one of our jobs 💩✨☺️

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Aylesbury
HP178NZ

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 5pm
Tuesday 7am - 5pm
Wednesday 7am - 5pm
Thursday 7am - 5pm
Friday 7am - 5pm
Saturday 7am - 5pm
Sunday 7am - 5pm

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