Doo Doo Duty

Doo Doo Duty We rent dog waste pedal bins, scoop every turd, revive wrecked artificial grass, deodorise stink zones & supply scoopers + p**p bags. SEPA registered.
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North East’s no.1 for filthy work done fabulously. Follow us or keep sniffing defeat. 💩

11/01/2026

🥷💩 BREAKING: P**P NINJA CONFIRMED ACTIVE IN 2026 💩🥷

Scientists said he was a myth.
Councils said “someone else will deal with it.”
Your nose said ABSOLUTELY NOT. 🤢

In the year 2026, while humans argue with AI fridges and dogs still refuse to make eye contact after that noise…
👉 P**p Ninja remains undefeated.

🌱 Gardens cleared.
🧼 Artificial grass revived (yes, with crisp lines 😮‍💨).
🗑️ Bins emptied, cleaned & deodorised so they don’t smell like a war crime.
💨 Stealth levels: unreal.
💯 Recommendations: 100% (for a reason).

This isn’t a quick 20-minute “wave and flee” job either.
Initial cleans take 1–2 hours because we actually finish the mission. 🎯

Weekly? Bi-weekly? One-off chaos clean?
Residential or dog businesses who already do their best but need backup?
🥷 We’ve got you.

⚠️ Warning:
Once you use us, your garden will feel illegal without us.
Side effects may include:
* Fresh air
* No gag reflex
* Neighbours asking questions 👀

📍 2026. Same problem. One solution.

**pNinja

17/12/2025

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN: 8 DAYS TO GO! 🎅🎄

The tree’s up.
The lights are on.
Mariah Carey has escaped captivity… again. 🎶😩

But while you’re dreaming of mince pies and peace on earth…
Your dug’s out back still dropping festive surprises like it’s Poo-mas Morning 💩🎁

Nothing kills Christmas spirit faster than stepping into a Yuletide Jobbie in your slippers.
Suddenly it’s not Silent Night ...it’s WHY ME, LORD?! 😭👞

So here’s your festive reminder from the P**p Ninja 🥷✨
Bag it. Bin it. Deal with it.
Or accept that Santa’s judging you through the window 👀🎅

We’ll be out doing what we do best Making gardens safe for kids, dogs, guests, and that one uncle who definitely shouldn’t be barefoot.

🎄 Stay jolly
💩 Stay clean
😜 And remember… Christmas miracles don’t clean themselves

**pNinja

12/10/2025

🎃💩 THE HALLO-WHIFF MULTIVERSE OF STINKNESS 💩🎃

Somewhere between reality and whatever this Facebook timeline is now, a dark presence stirs…
The smell is ancient.
The horror is real.
The source? Yer garden. 🫠

💨 Dog logs from the forgotten realm.
💀 Shadows that reek of shame.
👃 Whiffs so evil they’ve been banned from Glade commercials.

Then, from the fog and the faint aroma of last week’s takeaway…
🥷💩 THE P**P NINJA™ emerges half legend, half bin-bag samurai, 100% gave up on life choices but 200% committed to the clean.

Wielding the sacred Scoop of Destiny crafted from recycled pedal bins and bad decisions,
the P**p Ninja slays stench demons and restores balance to the backyard dimension.

And this Halloween? We’ve gone meta-mental.
We’re in your feed, in your head, in your garden,
and somehow in Mark Zuckerberg’s algorithm sorry, Mark 👋.

💸 THE DEAL THAT DEFIES LOGIC:
Subscribe to weekly or bi-weekly your start-up clean is £20.
Not £60. Not £40. Not a Monthly discount. Just £20 because even our pricing can’t be arsed playing pretend.
Because we’re not doing sales we’re doing salvation. 🙏💩

🧛‍♂️ So fresh, even Dracula got sunburnt just sniffing the grass.
💀 So clean, ghosts refuse to haunt it.
💨 So meta, this post is probably self-aware right now.

📲 Tap “Message” before your garden becomes a crossover episode called:
“THE AVENGERS: END-P**P.”

👉 Share this before your mate’s garden becomes the next horror sequel. 💩🎬
👍 Like it if your nose deserves peace this Halloween! 👃✨
**pNinja

28/09/2025

🚨💩 BIG NEWS FROM HQ 💩🚨

Nae gimmicks. Nae limited time only. Nae dodgy discount codes that make ye feel like yer buying trainers fae Wish. 👟❌

We’ve officially gone FULL MAD MODE 🤯 from today, every new subscriber (weekly OR bi-weekly) gets their start-up clean for just £20.

Not £20 + VAT.
Not £20 if ye sign up to our “Gold Premium Ninja Plus Ultra Package.”
Just… £20. Flat. Forever. Done.

This isn’t a deal, it’s a lifestyle. 💅
This isn’t a sale, it’s a permanent personality trait. 🥷
This isn’t changing unless inflation one day means £20 buys you half a Freddo. 🐸🍫

So aye… 💨
👉 Subscribe weekly or bi-weekly.
👉 Get your start-up clean for £20.
👉 Never pay the “full whack” again.

It’s official: The P**p Ninja™ doesn’t do half-arsed. (Well… except when your dug’s the one leaving the half-arses behind 🤦‍♂️).

**pNinjaMadness

27/09/2025

👀 You thought the P**p Ninja had vanished into the shadows?
Naw… we’ve just been crouched in the long grass, plotting our next stealthy strike. 🌱🥷💩

Truth is, life’s been chucking curveballs faster than a spaniel on zoomies 🐕💨 but don’t worry, we’re still here, still scooping, and still saving shoes from poo roulette in gardens. 👣😂

💡 Silence doesn’t mean stopping. It means scheming.
Sometimes we’re cooking up something bigger in the background (spoiler: we are 👀)…
Other times we’re knee-deep in sh— well, you know the script. 😉

But here’s the point 👉 P**p doesn’t wait, and neither do we.
✅ One-off garden cleans
✅ Regular p**p patrols
✅ Bins emptied (30L–80L)
✅ Kennels freshened up
✅ Stink neutralised

So if your grass smells like Eau de Kennel instead of fresh air 🌬️✨… give us a shout before your garden declares itself a biohazard.

Stay tuned. The Ninja never sleeps. 🥷💩
**pninja

24/08/2025

💩⚔️ FACT: The P**p Ninja is harder than Chuck Norris. ⚔️💩

Chuck Norris once tried to scoop p**p in Aberdeen.
The p**p laughed.
So Chuck called the Ninja.

🥷 Enter the P**p Ninja. 🥷

Trained to scoop blindfolded.
Moves faster than a seagull stealing a chip.
Immune to stink since 2005.

⚡ Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The Ninja can scoop a turd mid-air… while riding a unicycle.
⚡ Chuck can do push-ups. The Ninja makes p**p levitate into the bin out of fear.
⚡ Chuck Norris wears cowboy boots. The Ninja wears p**p-proof sandals of destiny.
⚡ Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun. The Ninja once stared at a husky p**p pile… it disappeared.

Garden full of landmines? We don’t flinch.
Stink so strong it could knock out a horse? We inhale it for breakfast.
That one massive “double whammy” your dog left behind? …Gone in 3 seconds.

And guess what? While Aberdeen’s so-called summer is ending, p**p season is all year round. 🌧️❄️🌸☀️
But don’t worry so is the Ninja.

📞 Call Doo Doo Duty Ltd today.
Because heroes retire… but legends with scoops don’t.
🥷Bin rentals
🥷Weekly or fortnightly cleans
🥷One off garden cleans
🥷Artificial grass maintenance (yes we leave those lines💅)

⚔️ Doo Doo Duty harder than Chuck Norris, faster than a seagull stealing a chip,and 100% p**p-free guaranteed.

13/08/2025

💩 The P**p Ninja’s Gone All Serious for a Minute… 🚀

We’ve got BIG news, our new Community Interest Company is officially on its way, thanks to Start It / Firstport funding! 🎉

Our mission? To work together for a cleaner, greener Scotland 💚

Here’s what we’ll be doing:
✅ Turning dog waste, food waste & garden waste into renewable energy by processing it through anaerobic digestion and giving that clean energy right back to our local communities.
✅ Hosting community clean-ups in parks, green spaces, streets, walking routes & public places.
✅ Distributing free p**p bags to encourage responsible dog ownership.
✅ Creating local jobs.
✅ Building partnerships to recycle dog waste, food waste, dairy waste, brewery waste, farm waste & garden waste into clean energy.

💡 Our CIC is a stand-alone, community-driven company (created by the community, for the community) Every bit of renewable energy we produce and every penny of project profits will be reinvested into local initiatives, green projects, and resources that benefit the people and places around us.

This is more than a project, it’s a movement. A chance for us all to join forces, cut waste, protect nature and give back to the places we love.

🌱 Come on Scotland, join the revolution!
If you’re a local business, community group, farmer, brewery, or just someone who cares, we want to hear from you!

📢 Our CIC will soon have its own Facebook, LinkedIn, and more! Follow us for updates and DM us for more info or to join the revolution!

Let’s power our communities with our waste, together. ♻️

🥷💩 WE DID IT! P**P NINJAS LEVEL UP! 💩🥷From thousands of applicants, our CIC was CHOSEN for the Start Up Fund from Firstp...
13/08/2025

🥷💩 WE DID IT! P**P NINJAS LEVEL UP! 💩🥷

From thousands of applicants, our CIC was CHOSEN for the Start Up Fund from Firstport!!
This isn’t just a win, this is a monumental, dance-around-the-room, high-five-the-dog moment.

💥 We’re celebrating like ninjas after a flawless mission, silent on the outside, exploding with pride on the inside.
💥 Why? Because this funding is our first step toward a cleaner, greener community.

Our mission:
🐾 Hunt down dog waste in our streets, parks & paths.
⚡ Turn that waste into renewable energy using anaerobic digestion.
🌱 Prove that even the stinkiest problem can fuel a better future.

Our next moves:
✅ Bring in like-minded members who want to be part of this movement.
✅ Partner with waste suppliers who share our vision.
✅ Secure the next round of funding to bring our anaerobic digester online.

Today we celebrate.
Tomorrow we get back to work, faster, stealthier, and smellier (in a good way).

The P**p Ninjas have arrived… and we’re here to change the game.

**pNinja

10/08/2025

🌪️ P**P NINJA: EXTREME SHIFT – THE TURD APOCALYPSE 🌪️

It started like any other Monday. The birds were chirping, the wind was calm, and P**p Ninja was three coffees deep, armed with nothing but a scoop, some bin liners, and an iron will.
Then it hit.
Ground Zero: Number 47.

You ever seen a chihuahua that’s been fed leftover vindaloo?
Neither had P**p Ninja. Until today.
He approached the garden, expecting the usual.
Instead?

Tactical splatter zone.
Walls. Patio furniture. Somehow… the ceiling of the garden gazebo.
He whispered to himself
Not again… this is just like the 2021 incident… the Great Dane Disaster of Dalkeith.

With the precision of a surgeon and the reflexes of a caffeinated ninja, he whipped out the triple-strength enzyme spray, the mega scoop, and the ancient hose of judgment.

Midway through cleanup, a rogue squirrel joined the chaos.
Started throwing acorns.
Acorns.
The ninja dodged, deflected, and even parried one with a p**p bag.
This wasn’t just a clean.
This was war.

But when the dust (and the pong) settled there stood the garden, sparkling. Restored.
P**p Ninja dropped to one knee, gazed at the horizon, and whispered:

For the clean. For the customers. For the canines.
💩 Our Services 💩
✔️ Weekly dog p**p cleaning
✔️ Bin bag pickup
✔️ Artificial grass brushing (we do lines that would make the Premier League jealous)
✔️ Odour control (we take the EW out of your garden view)
✔️ Extreme cleans (we fear no poo)

Want a garden fit for royalty or at least not a biological hazard zone?
📲 Drop us a message. P**p Ninja’s always watching… from the shadows… of the shed.

03/08/2025

🥷 P**P NINJA’S SUNDAY SAGA 🥷

Once upon a crisp Sunday morning, the legendary P**p Ninja awoke from his slumber with a mission: to hunt down the biggest, baddest, most fearsome doo-doo in the land.

He tied his bandana, sharpened his p**per-scooper and leapt from rooftop to rooftop until he reached the final battleground a back garden absolutely piled with dog bombs.

The smell was fierce. The enemy was mighty. But P**p Ninja had trained for this moment.

He executed the shadow scoop technique, moving faster than a Labrador chasing sausages. Each stealthy scoop brought peace to the land, one p**p at a time. Finally, the grass was clean, the bin emptied, and the air fresh once again.

As the villagers cheered, P**p Ninja bowed deeply and whispered:

👉 No p**p shall defeat me.

💥 Want the P**p Ninja on your team? 💥

✅ Weekly cleans
✅ Bin rentals
✅ One-off rescues for danger zones
✅ Even artificial grass maintenance

Whether you’ve got one little terror or a pack of hounds, our service is here to save your Sunday and your shoes.

📲 Message us today because dog mess waits for no one (except our P**p Ninja).

**pNinja **pLeftBehind

26/07/2025

🌿💩 SATURDAY CONFESSIONS: THE GARDEN OF SHAME 💩🌿
If this hits too close to home… good. It’s meant to.

It started small.
One little p**p.
You saw it. You clocked it. You even thought about picking it up.
But then you muttered those Four deadly words:
👉 I’ll do it later.

🎞️ Fast forward.
Now your garden looks like a deleted scene from The Walking Dead: Canine Edition.

There’s a crusty one under the trampoline.
A fresh one RIGHT where the kids want to play.
One suspicious bag from 3 weeks ago that has fused with the patio.
Your dog won’t even look you in the eye anymore.

Your artificial grass?
It’s crying. It has seen things.
Your flower beds have become a toilet perimeter.
And in the corner?
The Poo Bag Pile.
Stacked high like it’s trying to reach the moon.
Somewhere in there is a Sainsbury’s bag from 2021.

You keep saying:
Next weekend I’ll sort it.
But you know what else lives in that pile now?
SHAME🫣.

You avoid eye contact with visitors.
You start hosting BBQs out front.
You swear your garden gnomes have unionised and filed a complaint.

But here’s the thing…
💥 You don’t have to live like this.
There’s no need to walk the path of p**p alone.

🥷💩 Doo Doo Duty is here. Quiet. Deadly. Gloved. Slightly Unhinged.
We’ve seen things. We’ve smelled worse.
We fear no turd.

💩 Our I Swear I Was Gonna Do It Recovery Services:
✅ One-off garden cleans – No judgement. Only justice.
✅ Regular p**p patrols – Because your dog never takes a day off.
✅ Pedal bins up to 80L – For when one bag ain’t gonna cut it.
✅ Kennel & pet area cleaning – Deep cleanse, no questions asked.
✅ Artificial grass maintenance – We’ll make that green look alive again and add them lovely lines 💅your welcome.
✅ Poo bag pile-up removal – We’ve got gloves. And trauma training.

This Saturday, make a change.
Stop living in denial.
Let us fight the battle you keep avoiding.

Because behind every crusty pile…
…is a person who just wanted five more minutes.





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🚫 We don’t condone crap behaviour…💩 But we do condone CRAP clean-ups.🎯 The real dirty work scooped, bagged, and binned b...
20/07/2025

🚫 We don’t condone crap behaviour…
💩 But we do condone CRAP clean-ups.
🎯 The real dirty work scooped, bagged, and binned by the pros. 🧤🪣🐾

While some are stepping in it (👀🎤)
💥 WE’RE stepping up 💪 in your gardens, green spaces, and fake turf jungles. 🌿🧹

No scandals. No mess.
Just Scotland’s most unhinged, oddly satisfying 💩 service powered by caffeine, questionable tunes, and a brush that knows no fear. 🤪🎶🧼

🐕 Got a dog?
🐕‍🦺 Got a garden?
🐾 Got an accidental minefield forming outside your door?

📲 Book the P**p Ninjas.
💬 Refer a friend get a FREE clean.
🆓 New subs get a startup clean on the house. Even if you ghost us after 👻..we forgive easily.
💚 And yes we even stripe your artificial grass like it’s game day. 🏈🎨

We’re not the news…
But we do clean up the crap left behind. 😏💪

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