06/23/2025
🌿 “Your grass called. It wants the p**p gone.” 💩
Let’s be real — that little landmine isn’t “going back to nature.”
It’s hardening, stinking, spreading germs, and throwing lawn parties for flies.
Here’s what it’s really doing while you look the other way:
✅ Hiding in the grass, waiting for your shoes
✅ Leaking worm eggs into your soil
✅ Telling your dog, “Yep, go here again!”
✅ Getting smeared by your lawn mower
✅ Turning your yard into a no-fun zone
But hey — you don’t have to deal with it.
Turf & Turds will scoop the p**p so you can enjoy a clean, fresh yard with zero stink and zero stress.
📍 Local. Reliable. Poop-obsessed (in a good way).
🧼 Weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time cleanups
💬 Message us today
📲250-401-6624
📧[email protected]
