05/22/2026
Please be patient with reception today… our newest front desk team member is still in training. 🐱💼
Current qualifications include:
✔️ Supervising appointments
✔️ Sitting on important paperwork and the keyboard
✔️ Professional-level catnapping during office hours
✔️ Knocking pens off the desk
✔️ Judging everyone silently
✔️ Stealing warm seats the second someone stands up
✔️ Accepting treats as payment only
He may not answer the phones… but he will stare into your soul until snacks are provided. 😹
Honestly, morale has never been higher. 😹