Northern Naps Canada

06/03/2026

🎉 Happy Birthday Devon! 🎂
From the Northern Naps family to our favorite big sister — today you get pampered like the queen you are! 👑💅
We hope your day is full of laughter, good coffee, and zero chaos from Elliott (for at least 5 minutes 😂).

Music - It's Not Over Till The Bossa Nova - courtesy of Silvermansound.com

06/02/2026

Today is National Bubba Day and Sergeant Matty has some rules for y’all 😂
Rule #1: Bubba is a state of mind.
Rule #5: If it’s broke… duct tape + prayer.
Happy National Bubba Day to our favorite little troublemaker! 🐾"

05/22/2026

Freezer Blocks = Serious Money Saved! 🧊💰
One big pot of chili becomes 4–5 meals with zero waste.
Yarn Overlord shows you how!
What’s your first big batch going to be? Comment below 👇
Music - It's Not Over Till The Bossa Nova - courtesy of Silvermansoundstudios.com

05/19/2026

Tuesday Rules with Matty: National Devil’s Food Cake Day 🍫🍰
Rule #4: Dry cake is a crime.
Dryness will not be tolerated!
Some rookies just have to learn the hard way… 😏
Now let’s get out there and eat like we mean it!
Music - Groovy Funky Disco - by Silvermansoundstudios.com

05/12/2026

05/12/2026

Tuesday Rules with Matty: National Limerick Day 🥸📝
Matty’s in a mood and he’s got rules about your poetry.
Spoiler: He’s not impressed. 😂
Music - Back To Cool - by SilvermanSoundStudios.com

05/05/2026

Tuesday Rules with Matty: National Hoagie Day edition 🥪😤
Matty’s got strong opinions about your sandwich choices… and one brave cop just reminded him we call them subs up here.
This one got messy. 😂
Who else has strong hoagie/sub opinions? Drop them below!

04/28/2026

Tuesday Rules with Matty are in session! 🚔
Real superheroes don’t wear capes… and blueberry pie is only acceptable ice cold! 😤
Who else is guilty of warm pie crimes? Drop your verdict below! 👇

04/27/2026

The harsh reality of mornings without a Nap Mat vs the glorious feeling WITH one 😩➡️😌
Poor Andrew never learns! 😂❄️
Who else does the cold floor dance every morning? Drop a ❄️ if this is you!
Pets love them… but your feet will love them even more! 🐾
Shop our super squishy Nap Mats now 👉 northernnapscanada.com