
08/04/2025
Me to Obi: this isn’t normal for a cat. You shouldn’t be letting me do all this to you. Obi: ok well what if I just chomp on you once, then you can tell all my friends that I was a tough guy. Me: fine but then I’m going to shampoo you Obi: if you shampoo me I will p*e on you Me: ok but only because you’re going to let me blow dry you without a fuss. Obi: fine but then I’m not going to let you fluff up my mane or smile for my after picture Me: fine then I’m going to make your after picture look like you forgot to put a bra on…. Obi: …… Me: ………. Obi: ……. Me: ……..