25/12/2025
Bowie’s Daily Schedule:
☀️ Morning: Relax in my designated hammock.
🦁 Afternoon: Reenact The Lion King while Dave whispers “long live the king”.
🌙 Retire to the penthouse cardboard suite when Dave is not around.
Power. Betrayal. Cardboard real estate.
Just another day in the Bowie Cinematic Universe. 😺👑📦