22/03/2026
A little PSA for the newbies and ones looking for a puppy, scroll on if you get offended easily..
Buckle up, because if “$4,500 for a dog?!” just left your mouth, congratulations—you’ve already disqualified yourself. I’m not here to babysit your wallet anxiety. I’m a registered MDBA ethical breeder with actual neonatal medical training, not your drunk uncle who “accidentally” bred his staffy to the neighbour’s kelpie and now needs to offload the evidence.
Here’s the unfiltered reality check on why these puppies cost more than your last three car regos combined:
1 DNA Testing – Yes, On the Puppies Too, Thats called Ethical
�Both parents get comprehensive genetic panels that would make 23andMe jealous. The actual puppies? DNA-tested before they even smell freedom. Backyard breeders call that “overkill.” I call it “not wanting your dog to drop dead of a preventable disease at age four while you sob on TikTok begging for GoFundMe donations.” My price includes science. Theirs includes vibes and prayers. Good luck.
2 Ethical Breeding, Not a Side Hustle Run by Morons
�My girls aren’t pumped out every season like some TikTok “breeder” flexing cash stacks. Small, intentional litters. Home-raised. Socialised properly. Early neuro-stimulation so your puppy isn’t a nervous wreck who pees every time the doorbell rings. You want a dog that’s actually pleasant to live with? That takes effort, time, and money—not a “she’s in heat, might as well” mentality.
3 I’m Literally Trained to Keep Newborns Alive at 3 a.m.
�Neonatal medical training means I’m not the clown Googling “puppy cold to touch help” while seven screaming newborns fade. I know what I’m doing. I prevent disasters. Most “breeders” cause them and then ghost you when the bill arrives. You’re not just buying a puppy—you’re buying the fact that I didn’t let incompetence kill it in week one.
Let’s do the maths for the mathematically challenged:
• $800 “bargain” pup + $8,000–$20,000 in surprise surgeries + destroyed house from bad temperament + early euthanasia tears = you’re still out way more than $4,500, plus emotional damage and a side of self-loathing.
• My puppies? Healthy start, genetically sound, temperament you can actually live with. One price. Done.
If you still think a sentient creature that’ll share your life for over a decade should cost less than a mid-range holiday or a PlayStation bundle, please continue supporting the puppy mills, pet shops, and “my dog had pups lol” Facebook posts. Those people need customers who value price tags over living beings.
I’m proudly expensive. Ruthlessly ethical. And completely over explaining basic adult decisions to people who treat dogs like accessories.
Serious, switched-on homes who understand long-term value → slide into my DMs.�Everyone else clutching their pearls and typing “that’s outrageous” → go adopt a Tamagotchi. They’re $20 and you can just reset them when you inevitably kill them through neglect.
No haggling. No sob stories. No “but I can only afford $1,200.”�Take your budget elsewhere—I’m busy raising dogs that won’t bankrupt or break your heart.
Unapologetic. Over it. 🐾🔥
