Hot Turd Troopers

Hot Turd Troopers Professional turd hunter at your service. You make the dog. I’ll clean the logs 💩!

Our Dog SafeTea Policy.
27/11/2025

Our Dog SafeTea Policy.

22/11/2025

🎉 Welcome to HOT TURD TROOPERS! 💩🚀

Port Macquarie’s bravest, p**p-battling heroes have officially landed!

If your backyard is starting to look like a minefield, don’t panic.
Call in the Troopers — we’ve trained for this. (Unfortunately.)

🤝 Your FIRST service is 100% FREE!

Yep. FREE.
No catch. No sign-up form. No interrogation about your dog’s diet.
We show up, clear the battlefield, and if you wanted to hire us in the future, then we’ll give you a quote after we see the yard with our own eyes.
Simple. Easy. Zero hassle.

💵 Most people pay around $30 a week

But don’t worry about that yet — the first mission is on us.
You relax. We scoop. Your dog judges us silently. What is there to lose??!!

22/11/2025

Welcome to Hot Turd Troopers!!!

🫣 No More Quote Forms, No More Life Story Required

We keep things simple.
No online quoting. No 47 questions about your yard.
No “upload 16 photos of your grass from different angles.”
We don’t need your life history to pick up p**p.

🎉 Your First Visit Is FREE

Yep, free. Zero. Nada.
We roll in, clean up the battlefield, salute your dog, and give you a quote on the spot for future jobs if you wanted to hire us, based on what we actually see — not on guesses.

💵 What do most people pay?

On average, our customers pay about $30 a week.
That’s less than a tank of fuel… and way less painful than stepping on a fresh landmine barefoot.

Happy p**ping doggies 😍💩💨

Address

Port Macquarie, NSW
2444

Telephone

+61420000000

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