21/05/2026
📽 "All you gotta do is follow three simple rules...
• Never underestimate your opponent.
• Take it outside.
• Be nice... until it's time not to be nice." 🎬
Clearly, we forgot rule number one. But this boy LIVES by rule #3.
Meet Dalton. 🐨🥊
On the 6th of May, we'd head out in search of our ultra lovable boy, Walter. Despite him being fitted with a Satellite Tracking Tag and the three of us trekking throughout 100+ hectares of open bushland, we'd come up empty-handed.
It wasn’t all in vain — we'd still managed to locate 7 other koalas, all of which were new faces. Of these seven, only one — big Dalt, required rescue.
He'd been found smack bang in the middle of this dense bush between two steep gullies — 600m away from our car and therefore all our gear.
The closest we could get the Ambo was 350m, so we had to carry our poles, cage, halos, net, towels, and pruning equipment to him on foot.
Lucky for us, if you can say that, Dalton had taken up residence in a small Ironbark which we were confident the three of us would have him down from with little trouble.
That would have been true if the equipment we'd grabbed was working properly and if he wasn't a two-faced terror.
When we'd found him, and again as we arrived with all our equipment, Dalton was so sweet and calm. He wasn't afraid of us or anxious at all.
He just looked so... nice.
Cut to the rescue — he was an absolute psycho. Launching between branches, sprinting up and down the trunk, and of course, growling.
When they say don't poke the bear... they mean Dalton.
When he realised his tree wasn’t tall enough to make an upwards escape from Trudi's halo, he decided it was time to make a break for it and started sprinting for the ground.
Karen managed to get him netted, which he hated the most. He made to leap but went nowhere — ending up safely in the hands of Trudi and Karen as I scurried off for the carry cage.
We placed him under arrest, but he wasn't about to go quietly. The hike back to the car was filled with constant growling complaints. Not even fresh bluegum leaf would satisfy him.
Dalton is now raising hell on the ward at RSPCA. He received a sound body score and weighed in at over 7kg. He is being treated for conjunctivitis and an abscess in his mouth, which formed due to a fractured molar. 🦷
I'd like to say he'll thank us one day, but I'm sure he'll hate us no matter how much better he feels.
Can't wait to get Evel Knievel home!
Thank you and good luck to the vet staff. 🫡
Get well, Dalt. ❤️🩹