08/10/2026
Hi. I’m Teako. 👋🐾
I’m a German Shepherd and, apparently, I’m a very good boy.
My mum says my obedience is actually excellent. 😀
There is, however, one tiny matter we apparently need to discuss.
OTHER DOGS.
I like them.
Rather a lot.
Unfortunately, when I see one while I’m on the lead, my brain occasionally leaves the building.
I pull.
I whine.
I bark.
I lunge.
LET ME GOOOOOOO! THERE’S A DOG OVER THERE!!!
Mum doesn’t find this nearly as entertaining as I do, particularly when she’s also pushing the pram.
So at my first Pooch Positive session, I was introduced to something truly ridiculous:
THE FINE ART OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Apparently, I was expected to sit at the esplanade, at a comfortable distance, and simply...
watch other dogs having fun.
Excuse me?
They’re RUNNING. ~ They’re PLAYING.
And I’m supposed to sit here and contemplate the scenery?! 😂
At first, it was hard.
I could see the dogs and I desperately wanted to get to them.
But nobody asked me to ignore them.
I was allowed to look. ~ Watch. ~ Process.
And slowly I began to discover something rather strange:
I can see another dog without needing to get to that dog.
My frustration started coming down. ~ My body softened.
And my brain eventually returned from wherever it had gone. 😆
I’m beginning to understand that knowing SIT, DOWN and STAY is one thing.
Being able to use my brain when I’m really, REALLY excited is something completely different.
If I practise barking, pulling and lunging every time I see another dog, I’m going to become exceptionally good at barking, pulling and lunging.
Apparently Mum has decided this is not one of the skills she’d like me to master.
Particularly with that pram. 😬
So we’re working on something new:
SEE → PROCESS → DISENGAGE → RELAX
Bit by bit, I’m learning: I saw the dog. I really wanted the dog. I didn’t get the dog.
And I survived. 😂🐾
I’ll keep you posted.
Teako 🐾
P.S. Mum says she’s very proud of me.
P.P.S. I still think I should have been allowed to play with those dogs.