22/08/2026
My "Work From Home" assistant just showed up for his shift... and I think heβs already judging my productivity. π¦π
His qualifications include:
1οΈβ£ Staring intensely into my soul during video calls.
2οΈβ£ Strategic whisker-twitching to demand treats.
3οΈβ£ Mandatory "hallway sprint" inspections at 3:00 AM sharp.
I don't have the heart to tell him he's an unpaid intern. πΉ
π Tag a friend whose pet is the real boss of the house!